Recipe For Heavy Metal

Mike W. sent this to me today after hearing the latest from Metallica ("The Day That Never Comes"):
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Think about bands when then start, they have all of this anger built up. Perfect song material

These are the ingredients:
No kids
No wife
No food
No money
No home
Oppressive parent(s) (as needed)
Strange Religious beliefs (to taste)

Cooking instructions: Bake at drunk and stoned for 3-5 years.

You have the perfect Metal Band.


But at time goes on the ingredients get changed.
3 Kids
1 Wife
Buffets
$$$$$
2 Mansions
Parents like you making lots of money
Strange Religious beliefs (to taste)

Cooking instructions: Organically cook at sober and reflective until your late 40s.